Soliloquy

so·lil·o·quy
Pronunciation [suh-lil-uh-kwee]
–noun, plural -quies.
1. an utterance or discourse by a person who is talking to himself or herself or is disregardful of or oblivious to any hearers present (often used as a device in drama to disclose a character's innermost thoughts): Hamlet's soliloquy begins with “To be or not to be.”
2. the act of talking while or as if alone.

I started off attempting to prove the above word was incorrect, untrue, made up, etc ... and now it seems like the word was sent from another world specifically for me, for this blog ... hell, even while standing in front of the class demanding better techniques and barking commands 'soliloquy' would be appropriate.

I'm thinking about getting it tattooed across my forehead.